Jesus: His Ministry Today

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If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again today, He would be wanted by…

The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

The EPA for killing fig trees,

The AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000
people in the wilderness,

The NEA for teaching without a certificate,

OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,

The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

The NATIONAL BOARD OF PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,

The NOW for not choosing a woman among the 12 disciples,

The ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,

The INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,

And by the ZONING DEPT. for building mansions without a permit.

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