Actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations:
- “Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
- “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”
- “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
- “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.”
- “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
- “When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.”
- “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
- “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
- “She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
- “This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.”
- “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
If God were writing a performance evaluation about your life what might he write?
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